What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

What do flat earthers think about Antarctica?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does Russia and many parts of Eastern Europe strangely have a high percentage of female doctors and physicians (~70%)?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

You Only Live Twice

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Moonraker

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What type of crossdresser are you?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do foreign workers face discrimination in Canada?

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun